Mike Oxsaw
7:52 Tue Dec 29
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There's one on the Brexit thread.
Worked out, from no clues whatsoever, the exact reasons 17.4 million people voted to leave the EU.
Fan-fucking-tastic.
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RBshorty
8:06 Tue Dec 29
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Poirot.
End thread.
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ironsofcanada
8:13 Tue Dec 29
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Encyclopedia Brown
or actually Philip Marlowe
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Vexed
8:26 Tue Dec 29
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GADGET all day long
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Side of Ham
8:32 Tue Dec 29
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Mike HAMMER you cunts....
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Takashi Miike
9:00 Tue Dec 29
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sherlock holmes when played by basil rathbone
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Leonard Hatred
9:00 Tue Dec 29
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Officer Dibble.
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stewey
9:32 Tue Dec 29
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Jack frost
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Hello Mrs. Jones
9:35 Tue Dec 29
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Rockford
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Mace66
9:52 Tue Dec 29
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Harriet Makepeace
What do I win ?
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Alex Bunbury
10:05 Tue Dec 29
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Taggart.
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Far Cough
10:08 Tue Dec 29
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Kojak
Who luvs ya baby?
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Lertie Button
10:09 Tue Dec 29
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PC Plod
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Sydney_Iron
10:22 Tue Dec 29
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Clouseau when played by Peter Sellers
Clouseau: There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.
Mrs. Japonica: Murder?
Clouseau: What was that you said?
Mrs. Japonica: I said "murder".
Clouseau: What murder?
Mrs. Japonica: I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder".
Clouseau: I said murder? *You* said murder!
Mrs. Japonica: No, I said murder because *You* said murder.
Clouseau: *I* said murder?
Mr. Shork: You said there is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling.
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tonka
10:34 Tue Dec 29
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Swallow
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Attwood
11:37 Tue Dec 29
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Sexton Blake.
If only for the name.
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Alex Bunbury
11:45 Tue Dec 29
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That was a priceless Steinway!
Not anymore.
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MaryMillingtonsGhost
12:30 Wed Dec 30
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Either Thomson, or Thompson.
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arsene york-hunt
12:56 Wed Dec 30
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DI Burnside from the BIll
Sherlock Holmes
DCI Gene Hunt- Life on Mars.
DI Richard Poole - Death in Paradise.
DS Camille Borday - Death in Paradise.
Young Morse in Endeavor
The younger Barnaby - in Midsomer murders
DCS Lockhart - No hiding Place
PC Jack Warner - The Blue Lantern
Inspector Clouseau - Pink Panther
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OccupyGreenStreet
12:56 Wed Dec 30
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Bosch, if only for that gaff.
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theaxeman
1:47 Wed Dec 30
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Sherlock Holmes ffs
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